Cheesy Guitar Loops

Prepare to gag over these utterly cheesy guitar loops. We’re talking about acoustic guitar loops that are so sickeningly sweet you’ll need a shot of insulin just to deal with them.

Why did we do this? Well, if you’re ever working on a project that requires some super happy, chirpy and twee guitar riffs, look no further. You know the type, a TV commercial for some dog toy or a cutesy theme tune for a kids TV show. As a music producer you’ll often need to come up with some sugary beats and that’s where ‘Cheesy Guitar Loops’ comes into play.

We had our resident guitarist load up on high fructose corn syrup, kitten cuddles and cotton candy just to get him in the sappiest mood possible. We also made him watch two seasons of Gilmore Girls to ramp up the nausea levels to the max.

Here’s what you can expect with this download:

• 59 Wav file loops (Acidized)
• 59 Apple Loops
• 59 Rex2 file Loops

With ‘Cheesy Guitar Loops’ we’ve created acoustic guitar riffs and melodies that form the basis for your cheesy beats. Add your own drums, vocals or other instruments to take these cute little ideas to the next level. Each loop has a stereo ‘double tracked’ guitar part, ready to drop right into your DAW.

All of these live acoustic guitar loops have minimal EQ and compression so that you can further process the sound to your own tastes. Each groove was recorded in the 4/4 time signature for maximum happiness factor.